"I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people"
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The waitress detail is the sharpest twist. Waitressing is actual service work, yet she imagines it as freer than celebrity mingling. Why? Because it comes with a script and a task. You can move, observe, and even judge, all under the cover of usefulness. “Just gone round and stared at people” is funny because it’s impolite to the point of absurdity, but it’s also an honest description of what comics do: they watch, clock the micro-rituals, harvest the awkwardness.
Contextually, it reads like a glimpse behind a public event - awards, parties, the kind of room where everyone is networking with their teeth showing. Saunders punctures that sheen. Her intent isn’t to confess shyness; it’s to insist that the real comedy is in the room, not in the performance of being delighted to be there.
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Saunders, Jennifer. (n.d.). I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-much-rather-have-sat-there-and-just-been-a-fly-146477/
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Saunders, Jennifer. "I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-much-rather-have-sat-there-and-just-been-a-fly-146477/.
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"I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/id-much-rather-have-sat-there-and-just-been-a-fly-146477/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.








