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"If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck"

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The joke works because it flatters and skewers the English in the same breath: a people so committed to politeness that even victimhood gets an apology. Mason isn’t describing literal etiquette; he’s staging a cultural collision where manners become a reflex so powerful it overrides self-preservation. The image of a man flattened by a truck and still taking responsibility is absurd, but the absurdity is the point. It exaggerates a recognizable social script - keep calm, don’t make a scene, minimize your own needs - until it reads like moral self-sabotage.

Mason, a Borscht Belt comic with a deep feel for ethnic and national archetypes, is also doing a classic outsider’s move: using a cartoon version of “Englishness” to reflect on the rest of us. The subtext is that Americans (and New Yorkers in particular) are wired for complaint, confrontation, and the performance of grievance, while the English are wired for restraint and deference. The truck becomes a symbol of blunt power - bureaucracy, class hierarchy, fate itself - and the apology hints at a society trained to accommodate force rather than challenge it.

There’s a secondary jab at the pride embedded in politeness. Apologizing to the truck isn’t only weakness; it’s a kind of superiority, a claim to civilized conduct even in disaster. Mason’s cynicism lands because it suggests that manners can be both social lubricant and social leash.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Mason, Jackie. (2026, January 17). If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-an-englishman-gets-run-down-by-a-truck-he-31730/

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Mason, Jackie. "If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-an-englishman-gets-run-down-by-a-truck-he-31730/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-an-englishman-gets-run-down-by-a-truck-he-31730/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Jackie Mason (June 9, 1931 - July 24, 2021) was a Comedian from USA.

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