"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving"
About this Quote
The intent isn’t to dunk on skydiving so much as to puncture the American optimism industry. “If at first you don’t succeed” assumes a world where consequences are mild, where persistence is always available as a second act. Skydiving introduces a hard limit: sometimes you don’t get the luxury of growth. The laugh comes from that sudden recalibration - from inspirational poster to coroner’s report in eight words.
Youngman’s broader comedic context matters. As a king of one-liners, he specialized in speed and misdirection: jokes that arrive pre-packaged, like verbal trapdoors. This one also reflects mid-century stand-up’s affection for deadpan morbidity, when mainstream comics could flirt with danger and death as long as it was tidy, brisk, and impersonal. No gore, no grief, just a crisp reminder that platitudes don’t apply evenly. The cynicism is gentle but pointed: motivation is easy to preach when the stakes are hypothetical.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Youngman, Henny. (2026, January 18). If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-so-much-for-skydiving-14627/
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Youngman, Henny. "If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-so-much-for-skydiving-14627/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-so-much-for-skydiving-14627/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.









