"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you"
About this Quote
The intent is simple but sharp: expose how mindlessly we repeat motivational wisdom, as if every problem is solved by grit and repetition. The subtext is a critique of American perseverance culture, the idea that persistence is always virtuous and universally applicable. Wright argues, in his sideways way, that some mistakes are not learning opportunities; they are endpoints. The laugh comes from the sudden clash between the gentle, managerial tone of the proverb and the high-stakes physics of gravity.
Context matters because this is Wright’s signature territory: deadpan logic taken to an absurdly precise conclusion. He treats language like a faulty machine, finds the loose bolt, and gives it a twist. The joke doesn’t just dunk on skydiving; it punctures the comforting fiction that failure is always redeemable. Sometimes the world doesn’t offer a second draft, and pretending otherwise is its own kind of delusion.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Little Book of Being Brilliant (Andy Cope, 2019) modern compilationISBN: 9780857087973 · ID: n7WIDwAAQBAJ
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| Featured | This quote was our Quote of the Day on October 30, 2025 |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wright, Steven. (2026, January 12). If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-then-skydiving-173115/
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Wright, Steven. "If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you." FixQuotes. January 12, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-then-skydiving-173115/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you." FixQuotes, 12 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-then-skydiving-173115/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.









