"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology"
About this Quote
The conditional logic is the real punch: if God lets this slide, then the Bible’s most famous destruction story looks inconsistent, even unfair. That mock-legal framing turns theology into customer service: Sodom and Gomorrah deserve an “apology” like a wronged consumer. It’s a clean bit of American satire, taking something sacred and running it through the language of accountability and PR.
Context matters. Leno is a mainstream comic, not an edgy provocateur, so the provocation is carefully padded with familiarity. Hollywood Boulevard is a safe target: iconic, visibly shabby, associated with hustlers, fame-chasing, and the disillusioning backlot of the American dream. The subtext is less “God hates sinners” than “our culture worships spectacle, and the spectacle looks pretty tawdry up close.” The laugh lands because it flatters the audience as insiders: we see through the glitter, and we’re in on the indictment.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | "If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology" — attributed to Jay Leno; listed on Wikiquote (Jay Leno) as a cited quip (no primary show/date given). |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Leno, Jay. (2026, January 15). If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-god-doesnt-destroy-hollywood-boulevard-he-owes-160411/
Chicago Style
Leno, Jay. "If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-god-doesnt-destroy-hollywood-boulevard-he-owes-160411/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-god-doesnt-destroy-hollywood-boulevard-he-owes-160411/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.










