"If I did everything, I probably wouldn't be here talking to you. There aren't too many people who can actually double me, so I do most of my stunts though"
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Then comes the sharper subtext: “There aren’t too many people who can actually double me.” In Hollywood, doubles are abundant for the standard-issue leading man. For an actor with dwarfism, the system’s supposed redundancy collapses. His body isn’t just part of the performance; it’s a casting scarcity, a production constraint, a piece of intellectual property. The line exposes how “representation” often means “we found one person who fits this slot,” not “we built a pipeline.”
And yet he refuses the pity frame. “So I do most of my stunts though” reads like pride, but it’s also necessity. Troyer is selling professionalism: he’s not merely being used for his size; he’s asserting craft, control, and willingness to take hits in a business that can flatten you into a gimmick. The intent isn’t to mythologize danger. It’s to claim agency inside a system that too often treats difference as a special effect.
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Troyer, Verne. (2026, January 15). If I did everything, I probably wouldn't be here talking to you. There aren't too many people who can actually double me, so I do most of my stunts though. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-did-everything-i-probably-wouldnt-be-here-159908/
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Troyer, Verne. "If I did everything, I probably wouldn't be here talking to you. There aren't too many people who can actually double me, so I do most of my stunts though." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-did-everything-i-probably-wouldnt-be-here-159908/.
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"If I did everything, I probably wouldn't be here talking to you. There aren't too many people who can actually double me, so I do most of my stunts though." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-did-everything-i-probably-wouldnt-be-here-159908/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.





