"If I found a cure for a huge disease, while I was hobbling up onstage to accept the Nobel Prize they'd be playing the theme song from 'Three's Company'"
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The subtext is a quietly bruised observation about fame’s hierarchy. Hollywood tells performers to chase “respect,” but it also traps them in the roles that paid the rent. Even if Ritter solved a planetary problem, the culture machine would still score his moment with the tune we associate with misunderstandings, slamming doors, and breezy sexual farce. That’s not just self-deprecation; it’s a critique of how the entertainment industry (and audiences) metabolize people into brands. You don’t get to rewrite the soundtrack of your public identity.
Context matters: Ritter was beloved precisely because he made lightness feel humane. This line is him defending that legacy while admitting its cost. It’s funny because it’s plausible: the world loves to congratulate you, but it loves even more to keep you in your lane.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ritter, John. (2026, January 15). If I found a cure for a huge disease, while I was hobbling up onstage to accept the Nobel Prize they'd be playing the theme song from 'Three's Company'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-found-a-cure-for-a-huge-disease-while-i-was-124699/
Chicago Style
Ritter, John. "If I found a cure for a huge disease, while I was hobbling up onstage to accept the Nobel Prize they'd be playing the theme song from 'Three's Company'." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-found-a-cure-for-a-huge-disease-while-i-was-124699/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I found a cure for a huge disease, while I was hobbling up onstage to accept the Nobel Prize they'd be playing the theme song from 'Three's Company'." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-found-a-cure-for-a-huge-disease-while-i-was-124699/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.






