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Humor & Life Quote by Margaret Smith

"If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No.""

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It is a punchline disguised as blasphemy, and that disguise is the point. By rewriting the most iconic yes in Western Christianity as a flat refusal, Margaret Smith turns a sacred story into a workplace anecdote: a young woman confronted with an enormous, nonnegotiable assignment and no meaningful option to decline. The laugh comes from the whiplash between reverence and refusal, but the charge comes from what the refusal implies about consent, agency, and how often women are expected to treat other people’s destinies as their job.

The line is engineered for cultural friction. The Virgin Mary is less a historical person in popular imagination than a symbol of idealized femininity: pure, compliant, exalted for sacrifice. Smith’s “No” punctures that ideal with modern instincts about boundaries. It’s not just a feminist reframe; it’s a critique of narratives that reward women for surrendering autonomy while calling it grace.

Context matters: coming from a comedian, the quote is a dare. It tests the audience’s relationship to religion, to taboo, to women’s anger, and to the idea that saying no is somehow profane. The simplicity of the wording does the heavy lifting. No theology, no debate, just one stubborn syllable that recasts “chosen” as “cornered.” If people gasp before they laugh, that gasp is the subtext landing.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Smith, Margaret. (2026, January 16). If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No.". FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-been-the-virgin-mary-i-would-have-said-no-121100/

Chicago Style
Smith, Margaret. "If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-been-the-virgin-mary-i-would-have-said-no-121100/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-had-been-the-virgin-mary-i-would-have-said-no-121100/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Margaret Smith

Margaret Smith (born January 1, 1956) is a Comedian from USA.

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