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Humor & Life Quote by Rich Little

"If I have a rough day, and I'm angry, I'll just go into Kirk Douglas and throw over a table. And when I need to lift my spirits, Kermit can always do the trick"

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Anger, here, isn’t something to confess; it’s something to cast.

Rich Little’s line is built on a sly premise about impressionists that outsiders often miss: the voices aren’t just party tricks, they’re emotional costumes. “Go into Kirk Douglas” gives rage a famous face - all clenched jaw and bulldozer masculinity. The table-flip is cartoonish on purpose, a safe, exaggerated proxy for real volatility. Little isn’t endorsing tantrums; he’s admitting the temptation, then containing it inside performance. The joke lands because the fantasy is relatable but the execution is absurd: most of us can’t storm around like a mid-century movie titan, but we can imagine the release.

Then he pivots to Kermit, the cultural opposite: gentle, anxious, soft-spoken optimism. That contrast does the work. Douglas is aggression with permission; Kermit is comfort without sentimentality. Little is mapping a quick emotional toolkit using two instantly recognizable American archetypes, one from old Hollywood’s hard edges, one from TV’s felt-and-foam sincerity. It’s also an oblique self-portrait: a comedian whose inner life is mediated by mimicry, whose moods are filtered through the library of famous voices he carries around.

The context is showbiz’s long-standing expectation that entertainers stay “on,” even when they’re not. Little’s subtext is that impressions can be a form of self-regulation: when you can’t control the day, you can at least control the character. That’s funny, but it’s also a little bleak - the self outsourced to the roles that sell.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Little, Rich. (2026, January 18). If I have a rough day, and I'm angry, I'll just go into Kirk Douglas and throw over a table. And when I need to lift my spirits, Kermit can always do the trick. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-have-a-rough-day-and-im-angry-ill-just-go-7850/

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Little, Rich. "If I have a rough day, and I'm angry, I'll just go into Kirk Douglas and throw over a table. And when I need to lift my spirits, Kermit can always do the trick." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-have-a-rough-day-and-im-angry-ill-just-go-7850/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I have a rough day, and I'm angry, I'll just go into Kirk Douglas and throw over a table. And when I need to lift my spirits, Kermit can always do the trick." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-have-a-rough-day-and-im-angry-ill-just-go-7850/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2026.

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Rich Little (born November 26, 1938) is a Comedian from Canada.

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