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Humor & Life Quote by Bob Hope

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it"

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Patriotism rarely sounds this ridiculous on purpose, and that is exactly why Bob Hope lands the punch. "If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it" takes a familiar wartime posture - sacrifice, duty, the solemn pledge of the citizen - and swaps in the most undignified image imaginable: a grown man producing an egg. The idiom "to lay an egg" already means to bomb, to fail publicly. Hope turns failure itself into a kind of service, which is both self-deprecation and a quiet flex: even my worst is still on the team.

The intent is comic camouflage. In an era when entertainers were expected to be boosters (especially during Hope's long run of USO-style morale work), the line performs loyalty while undercutting the macho mythology around it. He doesn't reject patriotism; he punctures its theatricality. The joke suggests that national fervor can demand absurd performances, and the safest way to critique that pressure is to play the fool who volunteers anyway.

There's also a professional subtext: show business as civic labor. Hope spent decades positioning the comedian as a front-line auxiliary, flying to bases, trading in jokes as rations. "For my country" frames comedy as public service; "lay an egg" admits the risk of dying onstage - not literally, but socially, in front of troops who have heard everything. It's a line that makes room for doubt inside the expected flag-waving, a wink that keeps morale honest.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hope, Bob. (2026, January 17). If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-have-to-lay-an-egg-for-my-country-ill-do-it-30260/

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Hope, Bob. "If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-have-to-lay-an-egg-for-my-country-ill-do-it-30260/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-have-to-lay-an-egg-for-my-country-ill-do-it-30260/. Accessed 26 Feb. 2026.

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Bob Hope (May 29, 1903 - July 27, 2003) was a Comedian from USA.

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