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Leadership Quote by Abraham Lincoln

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

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The line lands like a lawyer’s cross-examination delivered with a grin: Lincoln takes an accusation of duplicity and flips it into a visual punchline. “Two-faced” is a moral indictment in a political culture already marinated in factional suspicion; his retort turns the charge into a kind of practical absurdity. If he truly had another “face” to wear, why show up in public with the one currently taking the heat? The joke isn’t just defense, it’s a demonstration of control under pressure: he refuses to let opponents set the emotional temperature.

Its intent is surgical. Lincoln doesn’t argue policy or demand respect; he reframes the entire encounter so the accuser looks humorless and overeager. That matters because Lincoln’s political power leaned heavily on public trust in his plainness - the cultivated image of the honest, self-deprecating man from the frontier who could speak to elites without sounding like one. Humor becomes a credibility technology: not mere charm, but a way to signal transparency while dodging the trap of earnest denial.

The subtext is sharper than the smile. Lincoln implies that political life forces compromise and performance; everyone understands there are “faces.” His move is to admit the premise indirectly while insisting the real scandal isn’t complexity but bad faith. In the context of antebellum and Civil War-era politics, where motives were constantly litigated, the quip functions as rhetoric with consequences: it protects authority by making sincerity feel like common sense and cynicism feel like a social faux pas.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lincoln, Abraham. (2026, January 14). If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-two-faced-would-i-be-wearing-this-one-33050/

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Lincoln, Abraham. "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-two-faced-would-i-be-wearing-this-one-33050/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-i-were-two-faced-would-i-be-wearing-this-one-33050/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 - April 15, 1865) was a President from USA.

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