"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
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The intent is classic Williams: puncture pretension with a burst of common sense delivered at manic speed. The subtext is sharper: a culture hungry for certainty will accept absurd contradictions as long as theyre packaged as comfort and sold as service. The Psychic Network, a late-20th-century cable-TV staple, sold intimacy at scale - lonely people calling in for reassurance, a soothing voice on the other end, the future reduced to a per-minute rate. The phone number is the tell. Not for the viewer, but for the business model.
Williams also sneaks in a critique of media-era gullibility. Psychic hotlines flourished in the same ecosystem as infomercials and televangelism: charismatic promises beamed into private living rooms, asking you to suspend disbelief and pick up the phone. The punchline restores the audiences skepticism without scolding it. He doesnt argue; he simply points at the receipt.
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Williams, Robin. (2026, January 18). If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-its-the-psychic-network-why-do-they-need-a-1567/
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Williams, Robin. "If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?" FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-its-the-psychic-network-why-do-they-need-a-1567/.
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"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?" FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-its-the-psychic-network-why-do-they-need-a-1567/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







