"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses"
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The specific intent is classic Bruce: puncture piety with an image you can’t politely ignore. He’s not arguing theology, he’s exposing how easily religious culture metabolizes horror into decorum. The subtext is about aesthetic distance. Time doesn’t just heal; it edits. Twenty years is a deliberately short window, basically one generation, suggesting that sanctification is less miracle than PR. If the timeline were closer, the symbol would still smell like the morgue, and the faithful would be stuck confronting their own comfort with spectacle.
Context matters: Bruce worked in an America where Catholic identity was rising into mainstream respectability, while obscenity trials tried to cage comedians as moral threats. This line is also a defense of profanity-as-honesty: institutions can parade an instrument of torture on children, yet a comic’s bluntness is what gets labeled “indecent.” The laugh is the trapdoor. You chuckle, then realize you’ve been trained to.
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Bruce, Lenny. (2026, January 15). If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-jesus-had-been-killed-twenty-years-ago-128962/
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Bruce, Lenny. "If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-jesus-had-been-killed-twenty-years-ago-128962/.
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"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-jesus-had-been-killed-twenty-years-ago-128962/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.







