"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope"
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The intent is twofold. First, it’s a comic exaggeration that instantly positions Youngman as the underdog: the guy even his mother doesn’t believe in. Second, it’s a sly comment on mid-century anxieties about entertainment as unstable, unserious, maybe vaguely disreputable. For immigrant and working-class families especially, the approved path ran through unions, trades, medicine, law. “Comedian” sounded like “unemployed,” or worse, “bum.” Youngman takes that cultural pressure and turns it into a joke that flatters the audience’s sophistication: you, unlike Mom, get the value of what he does.
The subtext is bitterness disguised as charm. Comedy here is both survival and a guilty pleasure, a profession that requires selling yourself nightly for applause. The line also signals Youngman’s brand: quick, streetwise, a little cynical. He makes the room complicit in the rebellion, laughing at the idea that making people laugh could be the scandal.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Youngman, Henny. (2026, January 18). If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-my-mother-knew-i-did-this-for-a-living-shed-14628/
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Youngman, Henny. "If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-my-mother-knew-i-did-this-for-a-living-shed-14628/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-my-mother-knew-i-did-this-for-a-living-shed-14628/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.







