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Motherhood Quote by Henny Youngman

"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope"

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A perfect Henny Youngman line: self-deprecation sharpened into a one-liner about shame, misunderstanding, and the awkward respectability politics of show business. The laugh lands because he frames comedy not as glamorous performance but as a suspect hustle, the kind of “job” you don’t explain at family dinners. He’s not really confessing fear of his mother; he’s borrowing the old-world parental voice as a moral authority, then undercutting it with the punch: she’d prefer her son to be a criminal because at least “selling dope” is legible work.

The intent is twofold. First, it’s a comic exaggeration that instantly positions Youngman as the underdog: the guy even his mother doesn’t believe in. Second, it’s a sly comment on mid-century anxieties about entertainment as unstable, unserious, maybe vaguely disreputable. For immigrant and working-class families especially, the approved path ran through unions, trades, medicine, law. “Comedian” sounded like “unemployed,” or worse, “bum.” Youngman takes that cultural pressure and turns it into a joke that flatters the audience’s sophistication: you, unlike Mom, get the value of what he does.

The subtext is bitterness disguised as charm. Comedy here is both survival and a guilty pleasure, a profession that requires selling yourself nightly for applause. The line also signals Youngman’s brand: quick, streetwise, a little cynical. He makes the room complicit in the rebellion, laughing at the idea that making people laugh could be the scandal.

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Youngman, Henny. (2026, January 18). If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-my-mother-knew-i-did-this-for-a-living-shed-14628/

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Youngman, Henny. "If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-my-mother-knew-i-did-this-for-a-living-shed-14628/.

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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-my-mother-knew-i-did-this-for-a-living-shed-14628/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a Comedian from USA.

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