"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country"
About this Quote
The intent is classic Brooks: puncture authority by dragging it into the bedroom. He's not arguing policy; he's exposing the childish engine underneath power, the way masculinity and control get coded as entitlement. The subtext is darker than the setup suggests. "Do it" is deliberately vague, letting the listener supply the worst verbs: betray, exploit, embarrass, violate. That ambiguity is what makes it work; it's a single euphemism that can cover corruption, militarism, surveillance, or any impulsive display meant to prove potency.
Context matters, too. Brooks comes out of a postwar American culture that sold presidents as fathers and husbands, upright and reassuring. His comedy takes that sanitized image and flips it: the patriarch isn't protecting the household; he's acting out on a national scale. It's cynicism disguised as smut, a reminder that when public life becomes a stage for private insecurity, citizens end up cast as collateral.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Brooks, Mel. (n.d.). If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-presidents-cant-do-it-to-their-wives-they-do-813/
Chicago Style
Brooks, Mel. "If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country." FixQuotes. Accessed February 3, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-presidents-cant-do-it-to-their-wives-they-do-813/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-presidents-cant-do-it-to-their-wives-they-do-813/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.









