"If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just as soon sit down and have a cup of tea"
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The subtext is less “I’m afraid” than “I’m not auditioning for your idea of interesting.” Skydiving here stands in for a whole economy of performative daring: bachelor-party bravado, corporate team-building, the tyranny of the long weekend as a mini life makeover. Tea is the punchline because it’s small, slow, and private - a comfort ritual that refuses to become content.
As a comedian shaped by Canadian political satire, Mercer also smuggles in a national sensibility: skepticism toward extremes, affection for the ordinary, and a preference for wry understatement over heroic self-mythology. He’s not preaching mindfulness; he’s mocking the cultural script that equates risk with vitality. The intent isn’t to shame adventure, but to give permission - via humor - to opt out without apology.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Mercer, Rick. (2026, January 18). If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just as soon sit down and have a cup of tea. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-someone-says-hey-you-know-this-long-weekend-7830/
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Mercer, Rick. "If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just as soon sit down and have a cup of tea." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-someone-says-hey-you-know-this-long-weekend-7830/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just as soon sit down and have a cup of tea." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-someone-says-hey-you-know-this-long-weekend-7830/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.











