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Happiness Quote by George Lopez

"If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine"

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Lopez frames comedy as a risk assessment exercise, and the math is brutal: silence versus amputation. It lands because it yanks stand-up out of the cozy world of “bravery” and drops it into the working-class reality where danger isn’t metaphorical. A bad set wounds the ego; factory work can erase a hand. By making that comparison so blunt, he punctures the self-mythologizing that often surrounds comedians and replaces it with something more grounded: gratitude, perspective, and a chip-on-the-shoulder work ethic.

The intent is partly motivational, but it’s also a quiet flex. Lopez isn’t claiming immunity to embarrassment; he’s claiming calibration. He’s telling you he’s been trained by harsher stakes, so he can walk into a room full of strangers and tolerate rejection. The subtext is class and immigrant-adjacent biography without the sermon: some people grow up with safety nets and interpret discomfort as catastrophe; others learn early that the body is collateral in the economy. That history becomes a psychological advantage onstage.

Context matters because Lopez’s career has long traded on translating blue-collar, Mexican American life into mainstream comedy. This line signals where that voice comes from: not comedy club romanticism but labor. It reframes fear as a luxury item. If the price of failure is only not being liked for five minutes, you can afford to be bold, honest, and loud. That’s not just a personal mantra; it’s a cultural argument about whose risks get taken seriously.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lopez, George. (2026, January 16). If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-the-worst-thing-that-can-happen-is-that-nobody-112185/

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Lopez, George. "If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-the-worst-thing-that-can-happen-is-that-nobody-112185/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-the-worst-thing-that-can-happen-is-that-nobody-112185/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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