"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days"
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The subtext is doing two things at once. On the surface, it flatters women by imagining a world with fewer wars, a reversal of the default assumption that leadership is masculine and militarized. Underneath, it reasserts a male comfort-zone idea: women’s power is inseparable from their hormones, and therefore fundamentally “manageable” as a recurring event. “Negotiations” softens conflict while still implying volatility; it’s a domestication of war into interpersonal drama. The joke lets audiences feel progressive (anti-war, pro-women) without actually surrendering the old lens that treats female biology as punchline infrastructure.
Context matters: Williams’ comedy often sprinted through taboo topics to defuse tension, and this comes from an era when period humor was still a mainstream transgression. Today, it reads like a cultural artifact: charmingly quick, slightly blunt, and revealing in how easily feminism gets converted into a setup for gender essentialism.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Unverified source: Robin Williams: An Evening at the Met (Robin Williams, 1986)
Evidence: The quote appears to be a paraphrase/simplification of a longer bit from Williams’ stand-up special. In the routine he says (paraphrased): women wouldn’t make weapons that kill; they’d make weapons that make you feel bad for a while; that’s why there should be a woman president; there would never... Other candidates (2) MYSTERIES OF WOMEN HIDDEN TREASURES (FOLORUNSHO MEJABI, 2015) compilation95.0% ... Robin Williams , " If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars , just intense negotiations every 28 days ” . Enj... Robin Williams (Robin Williams) compilation36.3% st friend and the world got a little grayer i will carry his heart with me every day i would ask those |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Williams, Robin. (2026, January 13). If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-women-ran-the-world-we-wouldnt-have-wars-just-1568/
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Williams, Robin. "If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." FixQuotes. January 13, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-women-ran-the-world-we-wouldnt-have-wars-just-1568/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-women-ran-the-world-we-wouldnt-have-wars-just-1568/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







