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"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days"

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Robin Williams lands this joke with a magician’s misdirection: it opens like a utopian claim about female governance, then snaps into a punchline that drags the lofty premise into the messy, bodily reality of menstruation. The specific intent isn’t policy commentary so much as social shorthand. He’s trading on a familiar sitcom-era stereotype - women as emotionally cyclical, men as chronically belligerent - and compressing it into a clean, rhythmic structure: “wars” versus “intense negotiations,” capped by the timer of “every 28 days.” The laugh comes from the faux-statistical precision, the way a biological average is used as if it were a geopolitical schedule.

The subtext is doing two things at once. On the surface, it flatters women by imagining a world with fewer wars, a reversal of the default assumption that leadership is masculine and militarized. Underneath, it reasserts a male comfort-zone idea: women’s power is inseparable from their hormones, and therefore fundamentally “manageable” as a recurring event. “Negotiations” softens conflict while still implying volatility; it’s a domestication of war into interpersonal drama. The joke lets audiences feel progressive (anti-war, pro-women) without actually surrendering the old lens that treats female biology as punchline infrastructure.

Context matters: Williams’ comedy often sprinted through taboo topics to defuse tension, and this comes from an era when period humor was still a mainstream transgression. Today, it reads like a cultural artifact: charmingly quick, slightly blunt, and revealing in how easily feminism gets converted into a setup for gender essentialism.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Unverified source: Robin Williams: An Evening at the Met (Robin Williams, 1986)
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Williams, Robin. (2026, January 13). If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-women-ran-the-world-we-wouldnt-have-wars-just-1568/

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Williams, Robin. "If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." FixQuotes. January 13, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-women-ran-the-world-we-wouldnt-have-wars-just-1568/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-women-ran-the-world-we-wouldnt-have-wars-just-1568/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Robin Williams (July 21, 1952 - August 11, 2014) was a Comedian from USA.

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