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Daily Inspiration Quote by Leo Rosten

"If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it"

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“If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it” is the kind of sly, eyebrow-raised permission slip that only works because it’s not really permission. Rosten, a novelist steeped in immigrant humor and American self-invention, writes like someone who knows morality often functions less as a compass than a social performance. The line turns “wrong” into a fixed point, then punctures the usual script of guilt and self-flagellation. If you’ve already crossed the line, it suggests, don’t compound the offense with sanctimony, panic, or the theatrical misery that’s supposed to prove you’re still a good person.

The intent isn’t to celebrate vice so much as to expose the hypocrisy baked into how we talk about it. Rosten’s subtext is: people routinely do what they want and then buy absolution with suffering. He’s mocking that bargain. Enjoyment becomes a diagnostic tool. If you can’t even take pleasure in the transgression, what’s left is just the sad bureaucracy of bad choices: risk without payoff, desire without honesty, rebellion without conviction.

Context matters: Rosten lived through decades when public virtue was loudly policed (from wartime patriotism to Cold War respectability) while private behavior remained, as ever, messier. The quip reads like a defense against puritanical culture and against the self-pity that culture breeds. It’s not ethical advice; it’s a satirical mirror held up to the guilty conscience, asking why we insist on being both sinner and martyr.

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Leo Rosten

Leo Rosten (April 11, 1908 - February 19, 1997) was a Novelist from USA.

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