"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull"
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The specific intent is pragmatic and performative. Fields isn’t offering a moral; he’s revealing a stagecraft trick. As a vaudeville and film comedian in an era built on patter, hustles, and fast-talking confidence men, he understood that perception often outruns substance. “Baffle” implies a tactical fog: overwhelm with jargon, speed, or sheer audacity so the listener can’t easily call the bluff. It’s not persuasion; it’s dominance-by-momentum.
The subtext is darker than the laugh. It’s a shrug at the idea of a fair marketplace of ideas, suggesting that social systems routinely reward the appearance of expertise. Fields, famous for playing charming grifters and lovable drunks, weaponizes cynicism as entertainment: he invites you to chuckle, then realize you’ve been in rooms where “bull” worked. The line survives because it’s both a gag and a diagnostic tool for modern spin, from corporate doublespeak to political talking points.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Crazy Sh*t Old People Say (Geoff Tibballs, 2011) modern compilationISBN: 9781849019224 · ID: TcCeBAAAQBAJ
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"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-cant-dazzle-them-with-brilliance-baffle-36336/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









