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Humor & Life Quote by Steven Wright

"If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses"

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Wright’s line is a tiny physics experiment in language: it turns punctuation into a social position. Parentheses are where writers stash the “extra” stuff - asides, qualifiers, the half-whisper that supposedly doesn’t matter. By claiming he’s literally inside them, Wright makes invisibility sound like a formatting choice, not a personal failure. The joke lands because everyone recognizes the sensation: being present, technically, while treated as optional.

The intent is classic Wright deadpan misdirection. You expect a practical explanation for why you can’t hear him (distance, volume, bad acoustics). Instead you get a grammatical explanation, absurdly precise, and that precision is the wit. It’s not just surreal; it’s a clean metaphor delivered as an engineer’s report.

Subtext-wise, it’s a jab at how attention works. Modern conversation has its own parentheses: the side chat no one reads, the footnote in a meeting, the “by the way” that carries the real truth but gets filed under digression. Being “in parentheses” is being structurally marginalized - not silenced by force, but by design, by the layout of discourse.

Context matters: Wright’s whole persona is the guy speaking from the edge of the frame, calm and monotone, turning alienation into geometry. The line also winks at comedy itself. Stand-up is essentially spoken parentheses: an aside to the official world, delivered from a stage that’s both central and set apart. If you can’t hear him, maybe you’re listening only for main clauses.

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Steven Wright

Steven Wright (born December 6, 1955) is a Comedian from USA.

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