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Nature & Animals Quote by Jay Leno

"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet"

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Leno’s joke is built like a friendly piece of advice and then yanked, hard, into bathroom grotesquerie. The first clause invites a common, suburban problem - dog breath - and frames the speaker as a practical, relatable guy with a tip. Then the punchline swerves: the solution isn’t mouthwash for the dog, it’s mouthwash for the toilet. The laugh comes from the sudden realization that the “bad breath” isn’t the dog’s at all; it’s the owner’s complaint about what the dog has been drinking. Leno turns a pet-care concern into a story about domestic hygiene, miscommunication, and the quiet disgust we all pretend we don’t have.

The specific intent is classic late-night: harmlessly gross, instantly visual, and safe. No politics, no targets, just a clean (ironically) mechanism: misdirection plus a reveal. The subtext is about the modern household’s chemical optimism - the belief that a branded product can deodorize anything, including the indignities of shared living space. “Lavoris” matters because it’s a very specific, old-school mouthwash; the specificity sells the bit as something a real person might actually do, which makes the absurdity land harder.

Contextually, this is Leno’s wheelhouse: observational comedy rooted in everyday middle-class life, where the joke is less “people are terrible” than “life is mildly disgusting and we cope with consumer products and denial.” It’s gross-out humor with a sitcom grin, using a dog as the perfect alibi for saying “toilet” on television.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Leno, Jay. (2026, January 15). If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-dont-want-your-dog-to-have-bad-breath-do-160413/

Chicago Style
Leno, Jay. "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-dont-want-your-dog-to-have-bad-breath-do-160413/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-dont-want-your-dog-to-have-bad-breath-do-160413/. Accessed 8 Feb. 2026.

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Jay Leno (born April 28, 1950) is a Comedian from USA.

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