"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet"
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The specific intent is classic late-night: harmlessly gross, instantly visual, and safe. No politics, no targets, just a clean (ironically) mechanism: misdirection plus a reveal. The subtext is about the modern household’s chemical optimism - the belief that a branded product can deodorize anything, including the indignities of shared living space. “Lavoris” matters because it’s a very specific, old-school mouthwash; the specificity sells the bit as something a real person might actually do, which makes the absurdity land harder.
Contextually, this is Leno’s wheelhouse: observational comedy rooted in everyday middle-class life, where the joke is less “people are terrible” than “life is mildly disgusting and we cope with consumer products and denial.” It’s gross-out humor with a sitcom grin, using a dog as the perfect alibi for saying “toilet” on television.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Leno, Jay. (2026, January 15). If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-dont-want-your-dog-to-have-bad-breath-do-160413/
Chicago Style
Leno, Jay. "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-dont-want-your-dog-to-have-bad-breath-do-160413/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-dont-want-your-dog-to-have-bad-breath-do-160413/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.











