"If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?"
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The intent is classic Wright: take language literally until it breaks. If a monkey can eventually approximate genius by accident, then surely a pile of geniuses can approximate accident. The absurdity exposes what the original monkey argument quietly relies on: not just time and randomness, but our willingness to treat meaning as an inevitable statistical outcome. Wright drags the hidden hubris into daylight. We love narratives where complexity is guaranteed, where brilliance is just a numbers game. His punchline says: maybe not.
There’s also an ego-pricking subtext about creativity. “Shakespeare” here isn’t a person so much as a prestige unit, a stand-in for canon, talent, and the cultural machinery that crowns certain work as inevitable. Asking if a million Shakespeares could “write like a monkey” mocks the idea that genius is a stable, reproducible product. Real artistry isn’t a vending machine. It’s contingent, human, and weirdly fragile.
Context matters: Wright’s comedy thrives on faux-logical paradox, delivered with such calm that the audience does the double-take themselves. The laugh lands because it turns a famous intellectual cliché into a mirror, reflecting our own hunger to mathematize wonder.
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"If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?" FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-had-a-million-shakespeares-could-they-10069/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.







