"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble"
About this Quote
As a comedian, Hope understood that audiences resist lectures but welcome a punchline. The joke hinges on misdirection: you hear “heart trouble” and brace for medical advice, then realize he’s talking about spiritual emptiness. That pivot lets him criticize cruelty without sounding sanctimonious. It’s a vaudeville-era technique with a modern edge: moral clarity disguised as banter.
The subtext is also reputational. Hope’s career was built on being America’s agreeable companion - the guy who could tease presidents, soothe troops, and keep the room united. Charity, here, isn’t abstract altruism; it’s civic lubricant, the willingness to treat other people as human even when you don’t like them. Coming from a figure associated with USO tours and a public brand of uplift, the line reads like a defense of that old-school social contract: compassion isn’t optional, it’s basic maintenance.
The bite is in “worst kind.” Physical heart trouble can be tragic; the other kind is chosen. Hope makes meanness sound not edgy, but embarrassing - a condition you’ve let fester.
Quote Details
| Topic | Kindness |
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| Source | Later attribution: Quotes: The Famous and Not so Famous (Terence M. Dorn Ph.D., 2021) modern compilationISBN: 9781662447952 · ID: ptZSEAAAQBAJ
Evidence:
... Bob Hope If you haven't got any charity in your heart , you have the worst kind of heart trouble . — Bob Hope I have a wonderful make - up crew . They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty . -Bob Hope My idea of Christmas ... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hope, Bob. (2026, February 18). If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-havent-got-any-charity-in-your-heart-you-30261/
Chicago Style
Hope, Bob. "If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble." FixQuotes. February 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-havent-got-any-charity-in-your-heart-you-30261/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble." FixQuotes, 18 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-havent-got-any-charity-in-your-heart-you-30261/. Accessed 7 Mar. 2026.











