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"If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"

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Steven Wright’s line is a perfect micro-dose of his whole comedic project: deadpan logic marched into a wall on purpose. “Heat wave” is a fixed phrase, a news-chyron kind of emergency. “Wave back” is a reflex of politeness. By forcing those two meanings of “wave” to occupy the same moment, he exposes how much of everyday language runs on autopilot. The joke isn’t just the pun; it’s the quiet accusation that we treat words like buttons and then act surprised when they misfire.

The intent is to manufacture a tiny glitch in the listener’s brain. You picture an actual wave made of heat - shimmering, aggressive, vaguely apocalyptic - and then you picture yourself responding with the social nicety of a small-town parade. That contrast is the subtext: our default settings are absurdly ill-suited for the scale of what’s happening. The line lands as a satire of American friendliness and helplessness: when confronted with something real and destabilizing, we reach for manners, not solutions.

Context matters here because Wright’s persona is famously calm, almost sedated. Delivered in that unbothered voice, the question feels like a genuine inquiry, which heightens the nonsense. It also quietly anticipates a contemporary anxiety: climate disaster framed as weather banter. When the world heats up, we still talk like it’s just another thing passing by the window, something you can acknowledge and move on from. Wright turns that denial into a single, ridiculous gesture.

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TopicPuns & Wordplay
SourceSteven Wright — comedic one-liner: "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?" — cited on Wikiquote (Steven Wright).
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wright, Steven. (2026, January 15). If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-saw-a-heat-wave-would-you-wave-back-10070/

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Wright, Steven. "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-saw-a-heat-wave-would-you-wave-back-10070/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-saw-a-heat-wave-would-you-wave-back-10070/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Steven Wright

Steven Wright (born December 6, 1955) is a Comedian from USA.

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