"If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
About this Quote
The intent is to manufacture a tiny glitch in the listener’s brain. You picture an actual wave made of heat - shimmering, aggressive, vaguely apocalyptic - and then you picture yourself responding with the social nicety of a small-town parade. That contrast is the subtext: our default settings are absurdly ill-suited for the scale of what’s happening. The line lands as a satire of American friendliness and helplessness: when confronted with something real and destabilizing, we reach for manners, not solutions.
Context matters here because Wright’s persona is famously calm, almost sedated. Delivered in that unbothered voice, the question feels like a genuine inquiry, which heightens the nonsense. It also quietly anticipates a contemporary anxiety: climate disaster framed as weather banter. When the world heats up, we still talk like it’s just another thing passing by the window, something you can acknowledge and move on from. Wright turns that denial into a single, ridiculous gesture.
Quote Details
| Topic | Puns & Wordplay |
|---|---|
| Source | Steven Wright — comedic one-liner: "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?" — cited on Wikiquote (Steven Wright). |
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Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Wright, Steven. (2026, January 15). If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-saw-a-heat-wave-would-you-wave-back-10070/
Chicago Style
Wright, Steven. "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-saw-a-heat-wave-would-you-wave-back-10070/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-saw-a-heat-wave-would-you-wave-back-10070/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.







