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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library
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"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library"

- Frank Zappa

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This quote by Frank Zappa is a funny take on the societal expectations and stereotypes surrounding college and education. Zappa recommends that if one's main objective is to participate in sexual activities, then college might be the place to go. However, if one's main objective is to gain knowledge and broaden their mind, then the library is the better choice. Zappa is highlighting the idea that college is frequently seen as a place for partying and hooking up, rather than a place for learning and individual development. He is also emphasizing the importance of self-education and the resources readily available at the library. In general, this quote challenges the traditional concepts of what college and education need to have to do with.

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Frank Zappa This quote is written / told by Frank Zappa between December 21, 1940 and December 4, 1993. He was a famous Musician from USA. The author also have 24 other quotes.

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