"If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?"
About this Quote
Wright’s intent is classic deadpan misdirection: he opens with the language of premeditation (“If you were going to shoot...”) that primes you for a grim, real-world scenario, then swerves into a purely conceptual concern. The subtext is that our brains can’t resist optimizing even the most pointless situations. We’re trained to ask “what’s the best tool for the job?” even when the “job” is nonsense. That’s the satiric sting: a culture that fetishizes tactics and gear can end up treating meaning as optional.
It also plays on the odd sanctity of mime as performance. Mimes communicate without sound; audiences “hear” them anyway. So the silencer question slyly points at how much of comedy is imagined audio: the pop of a gunshot is part of the scene even if no one “speaks.” The joke lands in that Steven Wright space where language becomes a trapdoor - not to reveal a truth, exactly, but to reveal how easily our reasoning can be lured into taking a ridiculous world seriously.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | One-liner attributed to Steven Wright; listed on Wikiquote (Steven Wright). |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wright, Steven. (2026, January 15). If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-were-going-to-shoot-a-mime-would-you-use-a-10073/
Chicago Style
Wright, Steven. "If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-were-going-to-shoot-a-mime-would-you-use-a-10073/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-were-going-to-shoot-a-mime-would-you-use-a-10073/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.












