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Humor & Life Quote by Steven Wright

"If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?"

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Steven Wright’s joke works because it stages a tiny ethical and technological debate inside a premise that’s already absurd. A mime is defined by the refusal to speak; a silencer is designed to remove sound. Pair them and you get a perfect comedic redundancy, like buying noise-canceling headphones for a statue. The laugh comes from realizing the question isn’t really practical at all - it’s a logic puzzle wearing the costume of violence.

Wright’s intent is classic deadpan misdirection: he opens with the language of premeditation (“If you were going to shoot...”) that primes you for a grim, real-world scenario, then swerves into a purely conceptual concern. The subtext is that our brains can’t resist optimizing even the most pointless situations. We’re trained to ask “what’s the best tool for the job?” even when the “job” is nonsense. That’s the satiric sting: a culture that fetishizes tactics and gear can end up treating meaning as optional.

It also plays on the odd sanctity of mime as performance. Mimes communicate without sound; audiences “hear” them anyway. So the silencer question slyly points at how much of comedy is imagined audio: the pop of a gunshot is part of the scene even if no one “speaks.” The joke lands in that Steven Wright space where language becomes a trapdoor - not to reveal a truth, exactly, but to reveal how easily our reasoning can be lured into taking a ridiculous world seriously.

Quote Details

TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceOne-liner attributed to Steven Wright; listed on Wikiquote (Steven Wright).
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wright, Steven. (2026, January 15). If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-were-going-to-shoot-a-mime-would-you-use-a-10073/

Chicago Style
Wright, Steven. "If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-were-going-to-shoot-a-mime-would-you-use-a-10073/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-were-going-to-shoot-a-mime-would-you-use-a-10073/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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Steven Wright

Steven Wright (born December 6, 1955) is a Comedian from USA.

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