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Humor & Life Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck"

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Foxworthy’s joke works because it turns a humiliating reality into a status symbol for half a second, then yanks it away. “Detective” is the punchy misdirection: it’s a role associated with competence, mystery, maybe even respect. Then comes the deflationary reveal - the only reason a “cop always brings you home” is that you can’t reliably get yourself there. The laugh lands in the gap between how a neighborhood might spin a pattern and what that pattern actually implies: public drunkenness, minor arrests, domestic chaos, the steady churn of low-stakes trouble.

The specific intent isn’t just to dunk on “rednecks” as outsiders; it’s to build camaraderie through recognition. The “you might be a redneck” format is basically a diagnostic quiz for a shared culture of embarrassment. It’s stand-up as social sorting: Foxworthy invites the audience to say, “I know that guy,” and, ideally, “I’ve been that guy,” without forcing anyone to confess directly. The subtext is affectionate cruelty - a permission slip to laugh at the rough edges of working-class life while keeping a safe distance from moralizing.

Context matters: Foxworthy’s 1990s persona turned “redneck” from a pure slur into a marketable identity, a comic brand that softened class anxiety into bite-sized anecdotes. The cop isn’t a villain here; he’s an unwilling chauffeur in a community where everyone knows everyone’s business. The joke’s cynicism is quiet: respectability is so thin that a police escort can be mistaken for a profession.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Foxworthy, Jeff. (2026, January 18). If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-your-neighbors-think-youre-a-detective-because-7633/

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Foxworthy, Jeff. "If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-your-neighbors-think-youre-a-detective-because-7633/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-your-neighbors-think-youre-a-detective-because-7633/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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Jeff Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958) is a Comedian from USA.

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