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Wealth & Money Quote by Darrell Hammond

"I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms"

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There is a whole career arc packed into that throwaway line, and Hammond knows it. "I'll get to make a lot of money" lands like the carrot that dangles in front of every working comedian: after years of grind, you finally get the paycheck that proves the struggle wasn’t imaginary. Then he pivots, almost gleefully, to the part nobody puts on the vision board: "do some bad sitcoms". The joke is the honesty, but the subtext is survival.

Hammond is talking from inside the entertainment machine, where success is rarely a clean victory. If you’re recognizable enough to be cast, you’re also disposable enough to be cast in something rushed, formulaic, and instantly forgotten. Sitcoms become shorthand for the industry's compromise: stable money, broad exposure, and the quiet humiliation of reading lines you didn’t write for laughs you can’t control. Calling them "bad" preemptively is a kind of inoculation; he gets to own the sellout narrative before anyone else can weaponize it.

Context matters: as a comedian shaped by the SNL ecosystem, Hammond would have watched peers exit the sketch grind into network TV deals that promised stardom and delivered mediocrity. The line plays like a backstage confession delivered as a punchline, a way of telling the truth while keeping it light enough to be survivable. It’s ambition without the self-mythology, aspiration tempered by the knowledge that show business rewards you and cheapens you in the same transaction.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hammond, Darrell. (2026, January 16). I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ill-get-to-make-a-lot-of-money-and-do-some-bad-136261/

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Hammond, Darrell. "I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ill-get-to-make-a-lot-of-money-and-do-some-bad-136261/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ill-get-to-make-a-lot-of-money-and-do-some-bad-136261/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.

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Darrell Hammond

Darrell Hammond (born October 8, 1955) is a Comedian from USA.

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