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Life's Pleasures Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table"

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Rodney Dangerfield turns aging into a one-liner about replacement: when libido fades, appetite picks up the shift. The joke lands because it’s not just “I’m old now,” it’s “my body has quietly renegotiated its priorities, and I’m the last to get the memo.” He frames it like a bleak life update, then spikes it with a filthy, visual punchline: a mirror over the kitchen table. Suddenly, “food has taken the place of sex” isn’t metaphorical; it’s staging. He’s recreating the classic porno-ceiling-mirror setup, but swapping a bed for a table and desire for dinner.

That’s the Dangerfield engine: self-deprecation with a whiff of sleaze, calibrated so the audience can laugh at taboo without feeling trapped in it. The subtext is equal parts humiliation and hustle. He’s still chasing pleasure, still trying to “perform,” just with a new script. The mirror is absurd precisely because it’s such a committed attempt to salvage swagger; it implies vanity and loneliness at the same time.

Context matters: Dangerfield’s whole persona was an anxious, under-loved guy pleading for status. Sex, in that comic grammar, is validation. Food is consolation. By collapsing them into the same ritual, he’s mocking the way we convert intimacy into consumption when the world stops offering applause. The line is crude, yes, but its real sting is existential: aging doesn’t just change what you want; it changes what you’re willing to pretend is enough.

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Dangerfield, Rodney. (2026, January 18). I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-at-the-age-where-food-has-taken-the-place-of-21029/

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Dangerfield, Rodney. "I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-at-the-age-where-food-has-taken-the-place-of-21029/.

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"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-at-the-age-where-food-has-taken-the-place-of-21029/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004) was a Comedian from USA.

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