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Humor & Life Quote by Benny Hill

"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be"

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It lands because it pretends to take a principled stand, then instantly detonates it. “I’m not against…” tees up the language of public morality, the kind you’d expect from a censor, a campaigner, or a scolding TV host. Benny Hill swerves: his objection isn’t ethical, it’s logistical. The punchline - “not as often as I’d like to be” - flips the phrase “against” from moral opposition to physical proximity, turning righteous rhetoric into a cheeky admission of desire.

The intent is classic Hill: disarm criticism by confessing the thing he’s being accused of, but in a way that frames it as harmless, almost boyish. The subtext is less innocent. The joke normalizes the male gaze by making it the default setting: of course the speaker wants “half naked girls,” and the only problem is scarcity. The women exist as a comedic prop, a meter for how often the audience can be titillated, not as people with agency.

Context matters: Hill’s career sat squarely in the era of British “nudge-nudge” television, when bawdy innuendo could pass as mainstream entertainment and “cheeky” served as a cultural alibi. Read now, the line becomes a time capsule of pre-#MeToo permissiveness - and a reminder of how comedy can smuggle social norms past the guard by dressing them up as a wink. The laugh isn’t just at lust; it’s at hypocrisy, and at how easily “values” collapse under convenience.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hill, Benny. (2026, January 15). I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-against-half-naked-girls-not-as-often-as-30083/

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Hill, Benny. "I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-against-half-naked-girls-not-as-often-as-30083/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-against-half-naked-girls-not-as-often-as-30083/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Benny Hill (January 21, 1924 - April 20, 1992) was a Comedian from England.

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