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"I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids"

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There is something almost endearingly naked about the hustle in Ray Combs's on-air optimism: a comic walking onto one of broadcast TV's most polished conveyor belts and telling you, plainly, that he has done his homework. The line is pitched as buoyant showman patter, but the subtext is pure audition. "Real excited" isn't just enthusiasm; it's a pledge of loyalty to the network machine, a signal that he understands the franchise he's inheriting. CBS isn't a channel here so much as a seal of legitimacy, and Combs says the quiet part out loud: I belong in the room.

The genius (and tension) is in the phrase "studying all of the great CBS shows". That isn't about craft so much as calibration. He's aligning himself with a tradition of dependable, middle-American entertainment, the kind that rewards familiarity over reinvention. For a comedian, it's an especially interesting self-edit: jokes are risk, and game shows are control. He reassures the audience that he's not going to get weird on them.

Then comes the hard pivot into ritual: "if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids". It's a verbal trapdoor, dropping us from personality into format. That snap is the point. The host isn't the star; the show is. In the early-'90s ecosystem of network certainty, Combs's cheerfully disciplined delivery sells a promise: nothing will change, and you'll be safe watching it.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Combs, Ray. (2026, January 17). I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-real-excited-about-being-on-cbs-and-hosting-77502/

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Combs, Ray. "I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-real-excited-about-being-on-cbs-and-hosting-77502/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-real-excited-about-being-on-cbs-and-hosting-77502/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Ray Combs (April 3, 1956 - June 2, 1996) was a Comedian from USA.

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