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"I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise"

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Eclair’s joke lands because it treats “spirituality” not as theology but as a lifestyle product: scented candles, curated calm, the soft tyranny of wellness culture. The line “least spiritual person in the world” is classic comedic overclaim, but the real punch is how quickly she drills down from big, lofty identity to the petty, bodily annoyance of a “smelly candle.” It’s a deliberate deflation. Whatever sanctimony might hover around “self-care” gets punctured by an unglamorous sensory fact: some of it just stinks.

The subtext is resistance to being managed. “I know it’s meant to make me relax” frames relaxation as an external instruction, something done to her rather than chosen by her. That’s why “immediately makes my hackles rise” is so sharp: the very promise of calm triggers a defensive, animal reflex. She’s mocking a culture that sells serenity with the same moral pressure it claims to relieve - if you’re not soothed, you’re failing at being human correctly.

Context matters because Eclair comes out of a British comedy tradition that prizes abrasion and candor over aspirational polish. This isn’t just a gag about candles; it’s a small manifesto against compulsory enlightenment, where “mindfulness” can feel less like freedom and more like another performance review. The humor is her refusal to be optimized.

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Eclair, Jenny. (2026, January 16). I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-the-least-spiritual-person-in-the-world-i-cant-113127/

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Eclair, Jenny. "I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-the-least-spiritual-person-in-the-world-i-cant-113127/.

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"I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-the-least-spiritual-person-in-the-world-i-cant-113127/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.

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Jenny Eclair (born March 16, 1960) is a Comedian from Malaysia.

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