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Humor & Life Quote by Bill Cosby

"Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first"

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Immortality is the oldest human vanity, and Cosby lands the joke by treating it like a mundane career aspiration: unlikely, sure, but open to an ambitious early adopter. The line works because it hijacks the language of American hustle culture. "Long shot" belongs to gamblers and strivers; "somebody has to be first" belongs to startup myth, frontier mythology, and every commencement speech that sells risk as virtue. By stapling those clichés onto eternal life, Cosby turns metaphysical longing into a kind of sales pitch.

The intent is classic stand-up misdirection. He begins with a concession that sounds sober, even modest, then pivots to an absurdly confident claim that reframes death as a competitive field with a winner's podium. It's funny because it's psychologically recognizable: we know immortality is impossible, yet we still act as if exceptionalism might exempt us from the rules. The subtext is less about believing you'll live forever than about believing the universe might make an exception if you want it badly enough.

In cultural context, it's a joke from an era when Cosby was widely marketed as the warm, relatable avatar of middle-class optimism. The humor depends on charm: the speaker is supposed to be the guy who's likable enough to imagine attempting the impossible with a shrug. Read today, it also carries an unintended edge. The line's breezy entitlement - someone has to be first - now echoes a darker kind of self-authorizing logic: the assumption that limits are negotiable, that normal constraints don't apply. That dissonance is part of what makes the quote linger, even when the persona it once relied on no longer holds.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cosby, Bill. (2026, January 18). Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/immortality-is-a-long-shot-i-admit-but-somebody-14311/

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Cosby, Bill. "Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/immortality-is-a-long-shot-i-admit-but-somebody-14311/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/immortality-is-a-long-shot-i-admit-but-somebody-14311/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.

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Bill Cosby (born July 12, 1937) is a Comedian from USA.

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