"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some"
- Emo Philips
About this Quote
This quote by Emo Philips is a funny take on the concept of school security. It indicates that the school is so worried with security that they search trainees for weapons on the way in, and if they don't find any, they offer them with some. This is a funny exaggeration of the lengths that schools go to in order to ensure the security of their trainees. It also suggests that the school is so worried with security that they are willing to supply weapons to students who do not have any. This quote is an amusing way of highlighting the significance of school safety and the lengths that schools go to in order to guarantee it. It also functions as a pointer that schools take safety extremely seriously and are willing to go to severe lengths to ensure the safety of their students.
This quote is written / told by Emo Philips somewhere between February 7, 1956 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA.
The author also have 34 other quotes.
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"As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of relief that can rise to delight that thank Heaven nobody is reporting in this fashion on us"
"Now we maintain that we cannot be afford to be concerned about 6 percent of the children in this country, black children, who you allow to come into white schools. We have 94 percent who still live in shacks. We are going to be concerned about those 94 percent"
"I wanted to escape so badly. But of course I knew I couldn't just give up and leave school. It was only when I heard my mom's voice that I came out of my hiding place"
"And before our current legislature adjourns, we intend to become the first state of full and true choice by saying to every low and middle-income Hoosier family, if you think a non-government school is the right one for your child, you're as entitled to that option as any wealthy family; here's a voucher, go sign up"
