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"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"

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Maher turns geopolitics into a cheap magic act, then twists the knife by making the punchline about addiction. Iraq "destroying its missiles" becomes the performative flourish: the leader on stage, the cameras rolling, the compliant gesture designed to delay the real consequences. The laugh comes from the sudden, grubby intimacy of Bush admitting he recognizes the move because he once ran the same con in his own life. Maher’s best move here is the whiplash from world-historical stakes to a basement-level detail: "a case under the floorboards". It’s specific enough to feel true, which is why it lands.

The subtext is harsher than the joke’s barroom cadence suggests. First, it implies that statecraft often functions like relapse management: public contrition as strategy, not transformation. Second, it smuggles in a critique of Bush-era moral authority. If Bush can decode Saddam’s theatrical compliance, it’s not because he’s uniquely wise; it’s because he’s been the guy bargaining with reality, promising reform while hiding the stash. That reframes the "war on bad actors" posture as less righteous crusade, more mutual familiarity with bullshit.

Context matters: early-2000s Iraq compliance theater, weapons inspections, the prewar dance of deadlines and declarations. Maher isn’t arguing policy in wonky terms; he’s arguing credibility. He suggests everyone in the room understands the script - the only question is who gets to call the bluff, and when, and at what cost.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Maher, Bill. (2026, January 17). Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/iraq-now-says-that-it-will-after-all-destroy-its-30139/

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Maher, Bill. "Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/iraq-now-says-that-it-will-after-all-destroy-its-30139/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/iraq-now-says-that-it-will-after-all-destroy-its-30139/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.

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Bill Maher (born January 20, 1956) is a Comedian from USA.

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