"It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?"
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Hedberg lands the joke by pretending he’s doing a serious anthropology dispute, then swerving into the most American evidence imaginable: football. The opening, “It’s weird...,” is classic Hedberg misdirection. He speaks like he’s casually noticing a logical inconsistency in everyday chatter, not teeing up a punchline. That faux-naive tone is the engine: he’s not lecturing you about evolution, he’s letting your own cultural assumptions incriminate themselves.
The specific intent is to puncture human exceptionalism without sounding like a scold. People “say they’re not like apes” because it flatters the species; it keeps our violence, hierarchy, and tribal rituals safely categorized as “civilized.” Hedberg’s move is to drag that denial into a stadium: a choreographed contest of territorial loyalty, chest-thumping, and sanctioned collision, surrounded by crowds chanting in matching colors. If you want a clean dividing line between humans and animals, he says, good luck drawing it on a 100-yard field.
The subtext isn’t “football is bad,” but “our stories about ourselves are selective.” The joke works because it’s less a moral argument than a cultural X-ray: the sport becomes a mirror for the instincts we prefer to call strategy, masculinity, tradition, entertainment. In context, it fits Hedberg’s broader persona - the laid-back observer who makes you laugh by treating social norms like odd little glitches in the code. He smuggles a sharp, slightly cynical idea through a throwaway “how do you explain” and lets the audience do the uncomfortable connecting.
The specific intent is to puncture human exceptionalism without sounding like a scold. People “say they’re not like apes” because it flatters the species; it keeps our violence, hierarchy, and tribal rituals safely categorized as “civilized.” Hedberg’s move is to drag that denial into a stadium: a choreographed contest of territorial loyalty, chest-thumping, and sanctioned collision, surrounded by crowds chanting in matching colors. If you want a clean dividing line between humans and animals, he says, good luck drawing it on a 100-yard field.
The subtext isn’t “football is bad,” but “our stories about ourselves are selective.” The joke works because it’s less a moral argument than a cultural X-ray: the sport becomes a mirror for the instincts we prefer to call strategy, masculinity, tradition, entertainment. In context, it fits Hedberg’s broader persona - the laid-back observer who makes you laugh by treating social norms like odd little glitches in the code. He smuggles a sharp, slightly cynical idea through a throwaway “how do you explain” and lets the audience do the uncomfortable connecting.
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