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Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me
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"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me"

- Henny Youngman

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Henny Youngman between March 16, 1906 and February 24, 1998. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 43 other quotes.

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