"I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks"

"The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend"

"Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too"

"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'"

"I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess"

"I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange"

"I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing"

"He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend"

"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain"

"A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend"

"My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'"