"I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer"
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A bullpen life teaches you to distrust prophecy. Dan Quisenberry’s line lands because it punctures the sports world’s favorite illusion: that the next season, the next tweak, the next hot prospect will finally deliver a clean break from the messiness of now. “I’ve seen the future” borrows the grand, sci-fi brag of visionaries and gurus, then deflates it with a deadpan punchline: it’s just “the present only longer.” The comedy is in the anticlimax, but the bite is in the diagnosis.
Quisenberry pitched in an era when baseball was already selling tomorrow as a product - bigger contracts, new stadium dreams, expanding media hype - while the daily reality stayed stubbornly repetitive: warm-ups, matchups, blown saves, short memory, next game. A relief pitcher in particular lives inside recurrence. You arrive when things are tense, you try to restore order, you leave, and the cycle resets. No narrative arc, just another inning.
The subtext reads like Midwestern stoicism with a side of skepticism: stop waiting for “the future” to redeem the present. It won’t. Time doesn’t transform your problems; it extends them. That can sound bleak, but it’s also bracingly practical. If the future is just more of today, then the only leverage you have is how you handle today - your routines, your attention, your expectations. Quisenberry’s wit turns fatalism into strategy: lower the hype, do the work, and don’t confuse novelty with change.
Quisenberry pitched in an era when baseball was already selling tomorrow as a product - bigger contracts, new stadium dreams, expanding media hype - while the daily reality stayed stubbornly repetitive: warm-ups, matchups, blown saves, short memory, next game. A relief pitcher in particular lives inside recurrence. You arrive when things are tense, you try to restore order, you leave, and the cycle resets. No narrative arc, just another inning.
The subtext reads like Midwestern stoicism with a side of skepticism: stop waiting for “the future” to redeem the present. It won’t. Time doesn’t transform your problems; it extends them. That can sound bleak, but it’s also bracingly practical. If the future is just more of today, then the only leverage you have is how you handle today - your routines, your attention, your expectations. Quisenberry’s wit turns fatalism into strategy: lower the hype, do the work, and don’t confuse novelty with change.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Unverified source: The Washington Post: Quisenberry: Baseball's Main Main (Dan Quisenberry, 1983)
Evidence: This Washington Post sports feature (dated August 14, 1983) by Thomas Boswell includes the quote in-line: Quisenberry “loves to say things like, ‘I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present, only longer,’ …”. This is a contemporaneous primary publication (a newspaper article quoting Quise... Other candidates (1) Everyone Wants Your Money (Gray Keller, 2010) compilation95.0% ... I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer. —Dan Quisenberry The conventional future of phil... |
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