"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect"
About this Quote
The intent is sharper than a generic “listen to criticism” bromide. Hill picks a scenario where feedback is structurally impossible, exposing how “nobody complains” can be a meaningless metric. It’s a joke about survivorship bias before the term became a TED Talk staple: you only hear from the jumpers whose gear worked. The dead don’t fill out surveys.
Subtextually, it’s also about fear and power. People often don’t complain because the cost is too high: retaliation, embarrassment, being labeled difficult. Hill’s parachute stands in for any high-stakes environment where failure punishes the speaker more than the system. That’s why the line still circulates in corporate decks and safety trainings; it’s comedy repurposed as a warning label.
Context matters: Hill’s persona thrived on cheeky exaggeration and a slightly cruel wink at human stupidity. Here he’s aiming that wink at complacency. The joke doesn’t just get a laugh; it pressures you to ask what your “parachute” is, and who’s missing from the feedback loop because they didn’t make it to the ground.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Benny Hill , quote attributed: "Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect." , listed on Wikiquote (Benny Hill). |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hill, Benny. (2026, January 14). Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/just-because-nobody-complains-doesnt-mean-all-30084/
Chicago Style
Hill, Benny. "Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/just-because-nobody-complains-doesnt-mean-all-30084/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/just-because-nobody-complains-doesnt-mean-all-30084/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.











