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Humor & Life Quote by Steven Wright

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died"

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Steven Wright’s line works because it treats fate like a cheap party trick, then lets the punchline detonate on a delay. The setup is pure deadpan misdirection: poker, but with Tarot cards. Two systems collide - one built on odds and bluffing, the other on prophecy and dread. That collision is the joke’s engine. We start in the familiar territory of late-night leisure and friendly vice, then realize we’ve been playing with a symbolic deck that’s supposed to “mean” something. Wright doesn’t explain the rules because he doesn’t need to; the audience supplies the cultural baggage of Tarot (doom, revelation, occult authority), which makes the swerve feel inevitable in retrospect.

“Full house” is the key hinge: a poker hand that becomes, in Tarot logic, a literal house filled to capacity. Comedy here is linguistic arbitrage - one phrase holding two meanings, with the second meaning hiding a trapdoor. When “four people died,” the line commits to the supernatural reading with absurd, bureaucratic clarity. No melodrama, no moral, just a body count dropped like a statistic. That flatness is Wright’s signature: the delivery implies he’s describing an ordinary inconvenience, which makes the escalation feel even more wrong.

Subtextually, it’s a jab at our appetite for control. Gambling pretends the world is random but manageable; fortune-telling pretends it’s scripted but interpretable. Wright shrugs at both, suggesting that when we insist on turning life into a game - whether by odds or omens - we might summon consequences we’re not equipped to handle. The joke is cynical, yes, but also oddly contemporary: in an era of algorithmic “predictions” and risk-as-entertainment, it’s a one-liner about how casually we invite the universe to speak back.

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Steven Wright (born December 6, 1955) is a Comedian from USA.

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