"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died"
About this Quote
“Full house” is the key hinge: a poker hand that becomes, in Tarot logic, a literal house filled to capacity. Comedy here is linguistic arbitrage - one phrase holding two meanings, with the second meaning hiding a trapdoor. When “four people died,” the line commits to the supernatural reading with absurd, bureaucratic clarity. No melodrama, no moral, just a body count dropped like a statistic. That flatness is Wright’s signature: the delivery implies he’s describing an ordinary inconvenience, which makes the escalation feel even more wrong.
Subtextually, it’s a jab at our appetite for control. Gambling pretends the world is random but manageable; fortune-telling pretends it’s scripted but interpretable. Wright shrugs at both, suggesting that when we insist on turning life into a game - whether by odds or omens - we might summon consequences we’re not equipped to handle. The joke is cynical, yes, but also oddly contemporary: in an era of algorithmic “predictions” and risk-as-entertainment, it’s a one-liner about how casually we invite the universe to speak back.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Wikiquote entry 'Steven Wright' — contains the joke: "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wright, Steven. (2026, January 15). Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/last-night-i-stayed-up-late-playing-poker-with-36781/
Chicago Style
Wright, Steven. "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/last-night-i-stayed-up-late-playing-poker-with-36781/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/last-night-i-stayed-up-late-playing-poker-with-36781/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.





