"Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century"
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A Perelman line like this lands with a quiet sting because it flatters you on the surface and mocks you in the aftertaste. He frames learning as labor, not enrichment: the thing you clock in for, the thing that keeps you employable, the thing that pays the rent. In eight words, education stops being a ladder and becomes a treadmill.
The intent is double-edged. Perelman, a satirist with a nose for American self-improvement mania, anticipates a century where adults are perpetually back in remedial mode: new software, new credentials, new managerial dialects, new “skills” that expire on schedule. The subtext isn’t that curiosity will bloom; it’s that stability will vanish. If your job keeps changing faster than your identity can, “learning” becomes a euphemism for permanent probation.
It also needles the moral aura we wrap around education. We like to talk about lifelong learning as virtue, a crisp poster in a corporate hallway. Perelman’s phrasing strips the sanctimony: if learning is your living, it’s not entirely chosen, and it’s not always liberating. It’s compulsory adaptability dressed up as self-actualization.
Context matters: Perelman wrote from a 20th-century perch when mass higher ed was expanding and the modern office was codifying its rituals. He couldn’t see Zoom classrooms or micro-credentials, but he understood the American bargain: the future arrives as opportunity, then invoices you for the update.
The intent is double-edged. Perelman, a satirist with a nose for American self-improvement mania, anticipates a century where adults are perpetually back in remedial mode: new software, new credentials, new managerial dialects, new “skills” that expire on schedule. The subtext isn’t that curiosity will bloom; it’s that stability will vanish. If your job keeps changing faster than your identity can, “learning” becomes a euphemism for permanent probation.
It also needles the moral aura we wrap around education. We like to talk about lifelong learning as virtue, a crisp poster in a corporate hallway. Perelman’s phrasing strips the sanctimony: if learning is your living, it’s not entirely chosen, and it’s not always liberating. It’s compulsory adaptability dressed up as self-actualization.
Context matters: Perelman wrote from a 20th-century perch when mass higher ed was expanding and the modern office was codifying its rituals. He couldn’t see Zoom classrooms or micro-credentials, but he understood the American bargain: the future arrives as opportunity, then invoices you for the update.
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