"Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with"

"Prestige is the shadow of money and power"

"People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest"

"Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it"

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it"

"You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money"

"Women, can't live with them, can't live without them"

"I feel happy to terrify kids"

"It's not that we use technology, we live technology"

"Economy does not lie in sparing money, but in spending it wisely"

"Did you know that nearly one in three children live apart from their biological dads? Those kids are two to three times more likely to grow up in poverty, to suffer in school, and to have health and behavioral problems"