Humor & Life Quote by Steve Martin

A comedian calling love a promise “delivered already broken” is classic Steve Martin: the line sets up romance like a formal contract, then punctures it with a bleak little twist. The genius is in the timing built into the sentence. “Promise” arrives with all the ceremonial heft of sincerity, then “delivered” makes it sound like something packaged and handed over, like a product. By the time “already broken” lands, you realize the transaction was rigged from the start.

The intent isn’t to sneer at love so much as to expose the absurd bargain we make when we fall for someone: we demand permanence from two temporary, changeable people. Martin’s comedy has long treated adulthood as a series of confident performances staged over private confusion. This line fits that worldview. It suggests that romantic language is less a report of reality than a hope we dress up as certainty. Lovers promise forever because anything less feels insulting; time breaks it because that’s what time does.

The subtext is self-protection. If the promise is broken at delivery, then disappointment isn’t failure; it’s the expected outcome. That’s funny in the way Martin often is funny: not with a punchline, but with a clean, sharp formulation of a fear people try not to name.

Context matters, too. Coming out of late-20th-century irony and rising divorce culture, the quote reads like a one-sentence antidote to sentimental scripts. It’s romance seen through the practiced squint of someone who’s watched the story end, repeatedly, and still can’t stop wanting the beginning.