"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit"
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The specific intent isn’t to sneer at marriage so much as to de-mythologize it. Connolly frames commitment as technology: something people built to solve problems. A repair kit doesn’t promise the ride will be effortless; it promises you can keep going when things wobble. That’s the subtext: marriage isn’t proof you’ve arrived at happily-ever-after, it’s a toolkit for enduring the wear and tear of two lives rubbing up against each other.
Context matters, too. Connolly comes from a working-class Glasgow background, and his comedy often cuts through pretension with the common-sense poetry of someone who’s watched ideals collide with real life. He’s speaking into a culture that sells marriage as a peak experience while quietly relying on couples to figure out the unglamorous parts alone. The line’s cynicism is gentle but pointed: if marriage is an invention, it can be evaluated, repaired, or even discarded. That’s not romantic, but it’s honest - and the honesty is where Connolly’s wit lands.
Quote Details
| Topic | Marriage |
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| Source | Attributed to Billy Connolly; citation found on Wikiquote (Billy Connolly page). No primary source (date/publication) given on that entry. |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Connolly, Billy. (2026, January 14). Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/marriage-is-a-wonderful-invention-then-again-so-30181/
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Connolly, Billy. "Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/marriage-is-a-wonderful-invention-then-again-so-30181/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/marriage-is-a-wonderful-invention-then-again-so-30181/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.






