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Humor & Life Quote by Groucho Marx

"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"

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Groucho’s line works because it pretends to be a vow while sabotaging the whole institution of vows. “Marry me” arrives in the grand, culturally sanctified register of commitment, then immediately swerves into an absurd qualifier: fidelity, but only in relation to “another horse.” The joke isn’t just random animal silliness. It’s a deliberate mismatch between what romance demands (exclusive devotion) and what Groucho offers (a loophole so big it becomes the point).

The specific intent is double: to lampoon the sales pitch of marriage and to expose how easily promises can be engineered to sound noble while meaning almost nothing. By choosing a horse - an object of spectacle, labor, and old-fashioned masculinity - Groucho turns jealousy into vaudeville. The line implies the speaker’s “temptations” are so misaligned with social expectations that the very language of monogamy becomes theatrical. You can hear the patter: a con man’s sincerity, a lover’s cadence, a comedian’s escape hatch.

Subtext: marriage is negotiated, not sacred; commitment is often a performance; people swear off “another” anything while keeping their real appetites off-camera. Context matters, too. Groucho came up through vaudeville and the Marx Brothers’ anarchic screen worlds, where respectable rituals (courtship, contracts, status) exist mainly to be punctured. It’s a one-liner version of that larger project: puncture romance before romance can puncture you.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Marx, Groucho. (2026, January 18). Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/marry-me-and-ill-never-look-at-another-horse-7435/

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Marx, Groucho. "Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!" FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/marry-me-and-ill-never-look-at-another-horse-7435/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!" FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/marry-me-and-ill-never-look-at-another-horse-7435/. Accessed 8 Feb. 2026.

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Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977) was a Comedian from USA.

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