"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy"
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Milligan lands the punchline where polite society hides its bruises: money doesn’t purchase intimacy, but it absolutely upgrades the people who want something from you. The line is built on a bait-and-switch that feels almost like a magic trick. “Money couldn’t buy friends” tees up a familiar moral bromide about the limits of wealth. Then he twists it: fine, no friends - but enjoy your new, more sophisticated hostilities. It’s not just cynicism; it’s a social diagnosis delivered in one clean jab.
The phrase “better class” does the real work. It borrows the language of British stratification - class as taste, accent, schooling, entitlement - and uses it as a weapon. Milligan implies that wealth doesn’t remove conflict; it merely changes its costume. Enemies become “better” not in ethics but in presentation: lawyers instead of thugs, whisper networks instead of bar fights, rivalries disguised as etiquette. The subtext is that status attracts attention that looks like respect until it isn’t.
As a comedian shaped by wartime service and postwar Britain’s tightening and loosening hierarchies, Milligan understood how institutions and manners can be their own kind of violence. The joke punches upward and sideways: at the rich for imagining money cleanses them, and at the culture that treats “class” as a moral credential. It works because it’s funny in the way uncomfortable truths are funny - the laugh catches in your throat, because you recognize the upgrade.
The phrase “better class” does the real work. It borrows the language of British stratification - class as taste, accent, schooling, entitlement - and uses it as a weapon. Milligan implies that wealth doesn’t remove conflict; it merely changes its costume. Enemies become “better” not in ethics but in presentation: lawyers instead of thugs, whisper networks instead of bar fights, rivalries disguised as etiquette. The subtext is that status attracts attention that looks like respect until it isn’t.
As a comedian shaped by wartime service and postwar Britain’s tightening and loosening hierarchies, Milligan understood how institutions and manners can be their own kind of violence. The joke punches upward and sideways: at the rich for imagining money cleanses them, and at the culture that treats “class” as a moral credential. It works because it’s funny in the way uncomfortable truths are funny - the laugh catches in your throat, because you recognize the upgrade.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Spike Milligan — Wikiquote entry (quotes section lists the line commonly attributed to him) |
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