"Most people don't know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor... But I've performed in several Shakespeare productions including Hamlet, except in this version, Hamlet lives in an apartment with two women, and has to pretend he's gay so that the landlord won't evict him"
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The subtext is about the hierarchy that keeps TV comedy actors in a reputational penalty box. Ritter, synonymous with broad, physical humor, knows “accomplished dramatic actor” sounds like a résumé line audiences are primed to doubt. So he uses Shakespeare as a cultural stamp, then immediately cheapens it on purpose, showing he’s in on the pretension. It’s not anti-Shakespeare; it’s anti-posturing.
There’s also a sly nod to a specific era of comedy mechanics: queerness as misunderstanding, disguise, or cover story. The landlord becomes the censor, the eviction threat a stand-in for social punishment. Ritter isn’t making a manifesto, but he’s exposing how often “adult” themes got smuggled into palatable farce. The genius is that the punchline doesn’t just parody Hamlet; it parodies the industry’s need to “straighten” prestige into something sellable, then asks you to notice how absurd that translation is.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ritter, John. (2026, January 16). Most people don't know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor... But I've performed in several Shakespeare productions including Hamlet, except in this version, Hamlet lives in an apartment with two women, and has to pretend he's gay so that the landlord won't evict him. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/most-people-dont-know-that-i-am-an-accomplished-128205/
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Ritter, John. "Most people don't know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor... But I've performed in several Shakespeare productions including Hamlet, except in this version, Hamlet lives in an apartment with two women, and has to pretend he's gay so that the landlord won't evict him." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/most-people-dont-know-that-i-am-an-accomplished-128205/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Most people don't know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor... But I've performed in several Shakespeare productions including Hamlet, except in this version, Hamlet lives in an apartment with two women, and has to pretend he's gay so that the landlord won't evict him." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/most-people-dont-know-that-i-am-an-accomplished-128205/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




